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This is the 3rd different (yet pretty much exactly the same) response to an apartment ad from Craigslist I’ve gotten like this. If you’re gonna try and scam me, at least use proper English… Sheesh. 10 bucks to whoever pranks the number.

Thanks for your email and interest in renting our property.. I am the owner of the home you are making inquiry of…Actually I resided in the house with my family before and presently we have moved out due to my transfer from my work now in Warsaw,Poland. currently my home is still available for rent for 750 and security deposit 500.

More so Now, i am currently in Lagos ,Nigeria for an international Christian follower’s crusade. I will like to let you know that i initially wanted to sell the house but my husband advised, i rent it out to responsible people I and my family are will be here for as long as 3 years, that is why am renting out my house .

Please i want you to note that we had a Realtor company to help us get a tenant, but they were handling things too professionally and were extorting the tenants, so i took the job of their hands and tried doing this my self, but couldn’t find any tenant while I was still in the state as at last week. so as a matter of urgency for my travel, I do not want my house to be misused in my absence, I decided to take the keys and documents along with me. So I hope you will promise me to take very good care of the house always. I really do need to get a very well-behaved person to take occupancy of my house and take good care of it for me also feel free to ask me any question…….

Our house is located at: ** West Orange NJ 07052

Jean Theodore

Call us for more information at +234 704 569 7458 or 011234 704 569 7458..

Regards